If you give a grad student a Sainsbury’s…
July 24, 2008 § 1 Comment
Let me preface this by explaining that I live across the street from a Sainsbury’s.
If you give a grad student a Sainsbury’s, she is going to cross the street to buy a can of Diet Coke.
If a grad student enters a Sainsbury’s to get one can of Diet Coke, she is going to pick up some strawberries, gummy bears, Starburst, and Sweet Thai Chilli crisps as well.
If a grad student comes home with Sweet Thai Chilli crisps, she is going to have to eat them right away.
If a grad student eats Sweet Thai Chilli crisps, she is going to need to drink the can of Diet Coke.
If a grad student drinks a can of Diet Coke after dinner time, she won’t get to bed for another few hours and will probably eat all the strawberries.
If a grad student eats all the strawberries and STILL can’t get to sleep, she figures she might as well open the gummy bears.
I believe the moral of the story is: DON’T LIVE ACROSS THE STREET FROM SAINSBURY’S!